Oh man, this one take me for a loop. When I saw that a company had come up with a dildo that’s shaped like a baby, I was a bit taken aback. I mean, is that really a thing? Can you really buy – or even use – something like that?
For starters, it’s probably a conversation starter. I mean, imagine seeing this on a shelf. It’s definitely a conversation piece, that’s for sure. But, more than a bit odd, I find it downright creepy.
I’m not one to judge – okay, maybe I am, but I’m just not entirely comfortable with the idea of a toy in the shape of a baby. It feels like it serves a perverse purpose, and I don’t want to think about what might actually be going on to use such a thing.
Don’t get me wrong, I understand that some people have different preferences, but this takes it to a whole other level. I just can’t can wrap my head around why you’d even need something like this.
Frankly speaking, I think it’s just plain wrong and it’s taking it a step too far. That’s just my opinion though, and I respect those who don’t share it.
It’s honestly so strange to see something so lifelike – like, it could pass as a real baby if you just saw it at a glance. But it’s not real. It’s a toy for a different kind of pleasure. It’s a really creepy concept, I think, and I’m amazed that someone thought it was a good idea.
With all of that said, I certainly can’t deny that it is indeed a thing. You hear of all kinds of weird and wacky things in the world of sex and toys, and this certainly does not disappoint in the weird category.
Regardless, I still don’t understand the appeal of a dildo shaped like a baby. I’m just not going to be using one any time soon, that’s for sure. I just can’t seem to wrap my head around why people would want such a thing.
If I had to venture a guess, I’d say that it could be a way to bring some kind of fantasy to life. I mean, if you’re into the idea of having a small baby in your house for maybe a little bit of play time, then this could be a good way to do it.
Maybe people are attracted to the idea of a cuddly, little baby in their room, but without all the hassle – or perhaps the creepiness – of a real baby. I mean, it is kind of weird, no matter how you look at it.
At the end of the day, it’s really up to the person themselves to decide whether or not they’d like to give it a try. Some people might be more open to the idea of it, while others might find it a bit too weird.
Personally, I don’t think it’s for me. I’d rather stick to my regular dildos and vibrators. Those seem a lot less strange and weird. Maybe the idea of a dildo shaped like a baby is one that I will never understand – but it’s ok, I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who do enjoy it.
So, while I think it’s a bit creepy, I can certainly understand why some people might be intrigued by the idea. After all, it is a unique experience that can be tailored and customized to the individual. And you really can’t get much more unique than a dildo shaped like a baby.
For those looking to explore this particular avenue of pleasure, it’s important to proceed with caution and boundaries. I mean, these kinds of toys can be quite controversial, and it’s always best to do your research first before diving in too deep.
It’s also important to remember that safety first. It’s essential to practice safe sex and use quality toys that are body safe. You don’t want to be endangering your health, or pranking yourself with it. So, please, always be aware of what you’re getting yourself into.